Just A Jerk

Dear "Mr. President",

So you are going to skip paying tribute to those fallen and send an idiot in your place?

With the long Memorial Day weekend on the horizon, "President" Obama is finally addressing one of the "great broken promises" of his administration: his early pledge to return home to Chicago every six weeks or so.

Going to friggin' Chicago is a great broken promise? How about all the other promises you lying bag of crap! Transparency... my butt! Show us the laws before you sign them... liar! Bring people together... you have divided us and that will be your downfall!

On Monday, Obama will make remarks at the Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery, south of Chicago [who gives a crap what this two-faced moron says... he doesn't mean it anyway!] - missing the usual tradition of presidents speaking at Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day.

Vice President Biden (the Vice Jerk) and his wife will appear in Obama's place, laying a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, as well as holding a breakfast for Gold Star families -- families whose loved ones died in military service -- at the White House earlier that day. That dummy will probably ask "who is in the tomb he is so stupid!"

You are shameful and a disgrace!

OIIOHH (Obama Is In Over His Head)

Thin Skinned Little Tweerp

Dear "Mr. President",

So you tiny little ass got heckled last night at Boxers swan song? Well, it amazing to me you have to a) stop and react to him and b) ask him to read the newspaper when your lazy butt can't read a 17 page law from Arizon. Raising money are a loser, seems like when it comes to money you indeed do get everything wrong!

OIIOHH (Obama In In Over His Head)

One Success But Not For Us

Dear "Mr. President",

Paychecks from private business shrank to their smallest share of personal income in U.S. history during the first quarter of this year, a USA TODAY analysis of government data finds.

At the same time, government-provided benefits — from Social Security, unemployment insurance, food stamps and other programs — rose to a record high during the first three months of 2010.

What are you thinking? I am tired of your redistribution socialist behavior. If some people want to lay around doing nothing them they deserve the same, nothing!

You would do anything to divide this country and buy a vote. You are at best shameful!

OIIOHH (Obama Is In Over His Head)

Calderon Finally Tells The Truth

Dear "Mr. President",

You did it again! You marched the Mexican "President" to the White House, kissed his brown ass, and hoped you would get a few votes from the liberals. How dare you kiss the butt of a third world "leader". How dare you let this clown be critical of one of our states without standing up and telling him to shut the hell up!

Your Congress stood up when this dufus was talking about our laws... Democrats ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Finally when Wolf Blitzer asked Calderon about Mexican laws he said: 1) No one allowed in their country without paperwork and review of their past, 2) we deport the illegals, and 3) we ask for their papers!

Did you hear your buddy restate the Arizona laws... They can protect their country but we can't. You are also a dufus!!!

You are a sad calculating ignorant individual who will be sent packing as soon as possible.

OIIOHH (Obama Is In Over His Head)

Say What? We Are The Bad Guys?

Dear "Mr. President",

You have done it again! You have stooped to a new low! You apologized to the Mexican "President" about the Arizona law? Well bub, you haven't even read it". Calderon surely hasn't read it.

Read the Mexican immigration rules... You get into the country once illegally, you butt is in jail for two years. Second time, 10 years. Go to a political protest in Mexico as an American, your butt is in jail. You can't own Mexican properties unless you are 10 miles from the shoreline? They deport more illegals from Mexico in a month than we do in a year?

What are you thinking?? You are a sad excuse for a leader. You would sell your soul for votes! Wait until the next election... You will see what happens when we Americans get angry!

And... If you mean "Comprehensive Immigration Bill" is another amnesty, you are sadly unaware that people will come undone to the point of revolt. We want OUR COUNTRY BACK!

You are sooooooo far over your socialist head!

OIIOHH (Obama Is In Over His Head!)

Calderon/Obama; Two Useless People

Dear "Mr. President",

Your lies are really getting to me. A political fib once in a while is expected but bold faced lying to my face, no way!

I heard that The Mexican President is upset over the Arizona Law. (So am I but that it has to exist since you and your buddies won't get off your collective socialist asses and enforce what we already have!)

"The fact the law has introduced, regardless of all the nuances being used, the possibility of detaining, arresting somebody on the grounds of their physical appearance implies one of the most serious reversals that I remember," Calderon said.

It just figures! Since you, the guys whose country these criminals are trying to escape from and your idiot Attorney General have not read the law then I am sure you have not read the Mexican immigration laws! How about this:

1. If you migrate to this county, you must speak the native language

2. You have to be a professional or an investor. No unskilled workers
allowed.

3. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no
special ballots for elections, all government business will be
conducted
in our language.

4. Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they
are here.

5 Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office.

6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no
food
stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs.

7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount
equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

8. If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be okay, BUT
options will be restricted. You are not allowed waterfront property.
That is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

9. Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a foreign
flag, no political organizing, no badmouthing our president or his
policies, if you do you will be sent home.

10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down
and sent straight to jail.

The only reason you want these criminals in our country is so they will vote for more free handouts that I have to pay for.... Enough already!

OIIOHH "Obama Is In Over His Head"

Terrified Of The Truth?

Dear "Mr. President",

So when you were asked if you would play golf with Rush, the best you could do was come back with a childish comment? You "sir" don't have the guts to show your face around a true American patriot!

I'd love to be a bug on the wall listening to you and Rush. You, who can't come up with any reasonable logic without your teleprompter, who can't tell the truth, and can't seem to find a fact if it bit you in the butt, would be so out gunned it would be so funny.

So, go back to your temporary job and Socialist In Charge.

OIIOHH (Obama Is In Over His Head)

Enforce The Law?

Dear "Mr. President",

I was under the impression that your job was 1) to protect our citizens, and 2) enforce the laws? Well junior, you are failing! Arizona is being invaded and has 400,000+ criminal invaders from another country and you sir are sitting on your butt doing nothing?

Why I asked myself and the answer is simple... You want to legalize the criminals so you can get their votes. So that means you would trade votes for enabling 400,000+ (just in Arizona) people who are illegal criminals so stay in our country? I find that criminal in itself!

In one word... Wazzamatteryou? Shut down the border NOW! Then we might talk about what to do with the criminals in our country and frankly I think that involves shipping many of them back! Those with criminal records, those who cannot speak english, those on the dole!

Why can't you be a President instead of a "Community Agitator?"

OIIOHH (Obama Is In Over His Head)

I Want A Divorce

Dear "Mr. President",

It might be a little different since I want a divorce from the American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters all at once but since they are the only ones you can lead, you will have to represent them!

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.... I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find..

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just wait until 2010!

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fondawith you..

P. S. S. And we won't have to press 1 for English.

OIOHH (Obama Is In Over His Head)